The sun rises over a castle, a castle made of swords and pegasuses and gargoyles shaped like dongs. In the distance, 100 concubines have sex with their sisters and step-dads.
EDDARD STARK: I, Eddard Stark, am a warrior of the Dawn-Dune. I have bedded many lady-women in the dew of Beowulf’s…
Sandwich In A Can of the Day: Hey! Remember the Candwich? You know — the sandwich that comes in a can? Oh, how we laughed.
Well, fast forward 10 months, and the “perfect product for people on the go” is now ready to meet all your “emergency food storage needs.”
PB & grape jelly is available right now, but Mark One Foods promises PB & strawberry jelly and BBQ chicken variants are just around the corner.
The company assures potential customers that the Candwich is “great tasting,” so no need to worry about that.
Street Art of the Day: Banksy, who is in LA to promote his Oscar nomination for Exit Through the Gift Shop, hit Hollywood for the third time today with a billboard takeover on Sunset Boulevard called “Livin’ the Dream.”
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May 24th. Just for you, weirdo.
Old news, to be sure, but pay special attention to the kidnapping part of the story. Glad not to be a Getty. Until I realize how filthy rich they are. And then I am sad.