Weirdly Worded

ladose:

doghai:

World’s Most Beautiful Abandoned Places

meganamram:

The sun rises over a castle, a castle made of swords and pegasuses and gargoyles shaped like dongs. In the distance, 100 concubines have sex with their sisters and step-dads.

EDDARD STARK: I, Eddard Stark, am a warrior of the Dawn-Dune. I have bedded many lady-women in the dew of Beowulf’s…

thedailywhat:

Sandwich In A Can of the Day: Hey! Remember the Candwich? You know — the sandwich that comes in a can? Oh, how we laughed.
Well, fast forward 10 months, and the “perfect product for people on the go”  is now ready to meet all your “emergency food storage needs.”
PB & grape jelly is available right now, but Mark One Foods promises PB & strawberry jelly and BBQ chicken variants are just around the corner.
The company assures potential customers that the Candwich is “great tasting,” so no need to worry about that.
[eater.]

Dude. Candwich.

thedailywhat:

Sandwich In A Can of the Day: Hey! Remember the Candwich? You know — the sandwich that comes in a can? Oh, how we laughed.

Well, fast forward 10 months, and the “perfect product for people on the go”  is now ready to meet all your “emergency food storage needs.”

PB & grape jelly is available right now, but Mark One Foods promises PB & strawberry jelly and BBQ chicken variants are just around the corner.

The company assures potential customers that the Candwich is “great tasting,” so no need to worry about that.

[eater.]

Dude. Candwich.

My fiancée and I saw this on our walk around the park this morning. Called the LAPD. Spooky.

My fiancée and I saw this on our walk around the park this morning. Called the LAPD. Spooky.

thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: Banksy, who is in LA to promote his Oscar nomination for Exit Through the Gift Shop, hit Hollywood for the third time today with a billboard takeover on Sunset Boulevard called “Livin’ the Dream.”
Click here to embiggen.
[h/t: wooster.]
Earlier: The Crayola Shooter; Charlie Brown the Arsonist.

thedailywhat:

Street Art of the Day: Banksy, who is in LA to promote his Oscar nomination for Exit Through the Gift Shop, hit Hollywood for the third time today with a billboard takeover on Sunset Boulevard called “Livin’ the Dream.”

Click here to embiggen.

[h/t: wooster.]

Earlier: The Crayola Shooter; Charlie Brown the Arsonist.

robhuebel:

May 24th.  Just for you, weirdo.

robhuebel:

May 24th.  Just for you, weirdo.

Old news, to be sure, but pay special attention to the kidnapping part of the story. Glad not to be a Getty. Until I realize how filthy rich they are. And then I am sad.

Sure. Why Not?

Sure. Why Not?